1. Is Phil Goff really selling off Ports of Auckland? The Super City could do with a capital injection.
2. Anyone feel compelled to teach The Orange One how to keep a secret? Not that Russia is complaining.
3. Designer boomerang, anyone? Oh, Chanel ...
4. Is murder justified after a friendly pinch on the bum between blokes? Homophobic much?
5. Do millennials need to explain their lifestyle decisions to Baby Boomers with a video? And does the older generation need to respond?