1. What the hell was Trump’s first full cabinet meeting about? It was more like Trump admiration society had convened.
2. Six minutes to mount a rape trial defence? Bill Cosby’s lawyer must be feeling confident.
3. Why is anyone surprised that an actress was asked to take her top off in an audition? It’s not like rampant misogyny in Hollywood is a new thing.
4. Who would have thought the Hunger Games could be a first aid guide? A copy in every med school, perhaps?
5. Did you watch the NBA final? We’re guessing some big celebrations are still continuing in Oakland.